“Shit Our Customers Say”
“Can I get four of these?”
-What a customer asked after bringing only 1 light bulb up.
“You want 4 of them? Were there 4 more back there or…”
“Ya, do I go get them?”
…no, you wait comfortably right here while I hold up the busy check out line to go get you 3 more bulbs that you should’ve brought up with you in the first place.